IG photo

Feeling virtuous with just oil and balsamic on my salad. Out of shot: plate of chicken wings.

Registration documents – still quite useful.

It has been 8 years and I think about you every day. I miss you Mum, I hope you’re proud of the three of us!

“I was only a LITTLE bit muddy, theres no need to give me a pedicure in the kitchen sink.”

Scanning and shredding like a bawss. Don’t think I need the NHS card from 6 months after I was born.

WHY HOOMANS? Why must you shave and bathe me?