
“Your parcel has been left in a safe place on the property” Safe from what, HDNL, sea monsters?

“Your parcel has been left in a safe place on the property” Safe from what, HDNL, sea monsters?
Merry Christmas! Hope you had a good day, whatever that means to you. We had a fairly quiet chilled day with our friends after a heavier night yesterday with the inaugural lasagna and tiramisu bake off (our freezer is now…
Fern would like to remind you all she is here too
Not really looking forward to 30C+ weather next week, especially since I have to have another operation on my knee (an arthroscopy to hopefully make it bend better)
I saw you had food and I was wondering if I could help you with that?
I’m going against all the salad pics on Instagram (although the @jimmysicedcoffee is still pretty good for you!)
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?