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Nom.

BEEF DOUGHNUT HRRRRRRNK

Wow this is mumsy looking.

Barclays: won’t let you have a contactless card (still trying to push that bpay nonsense), will let you have a card with glitter on it. I’d prefer the contactlessness though.

INSTAGRAM THE SKY. MAKE HILARIOUS COMMENT YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THE SUN IS

Taking advantage of the no takeaway rule.