
Wait, what?!

Wait, what?!
Would you rather hold the world record for crackers eaten or hold the world record for tallest sugar cube tower?
Would you rather be a world champion nose flute player or be fluent in Klingon?
At least I can wear my lovely new boots today. Trying to look on the bright side.
Flaps
THIS IS BIGGER THAN MY HEAD
Teeny tiny lipstick sample!