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I know why these are low cal. BECAUSE THEY’RE HORRID.

6 years ago, I made this!

Stuff your “I’ll have avocado on toast because it will look good on Instagram”, I’ve got Coco Pops, a brew and a spaniel out of shot trying to get some Coco Pops so I WIN BREAKFAST.

Whereas this troublemaker just walks up onto the sofa and turns around to push me out of the way

Oh @antena9, you’re not going to like this. Hoguettes from @pigstyuk – pork shoulder croquettes with baconaise.

Fern is watching The Wrong Trousers. Of course.