
Oh @antena9, you’re not going to like this. Hoguettes from @pigstyuk – pork shoulder croquettes with baconaise.

Oh @antena9, you’re not going to like this. Hoguettes from @pigstyuk – pork shoulder croquettes with baconaise.
Teeny tiny lipstick sample!
Oh Special K, don’t insult me. My weight is not linked to most of these things.
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The wife, the lord and the sandwich bought me all the unicorns for my birthday!
Happy birthday to me! If I can’t be with my friends, at least I can eat a ridiculous cupcake, right? First birthday away from home, it was so lovely to wake up to a ton of messages!
Happy birthday to my favourite human @aghowells – 31 was a crazy year, and 32 is going to be even more fun! .(Selfie from our last day in the UK)