IG photo

I had forgotten how bad my graduation photo is. Boobs eeeeerywhere and hair that was straight until it rained.

Went to Spuntino with Lou and shared a pork burger, bacon devilled eggs, eggplant chips (a legit use of ) and mac and cheese. Daaaaaaamn.

What’s more festive than a glittery pink flamingo? NOTHING.

Can’t believe you took away my bed…I’ll just lie on this rug instead

My muffin top is all that, whole grain low fat