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Would you rather have come second on X-Factor or be the inventor of scented toilet paper?

I don’t buy this whole ‘Seattle is dark and grey all the timething. Is it like the Seattle Freeze, something to tell people to warn them off moving here? Yesterday I drove into downtown to take Alex his new laptop…

Oh, hi Fi @saveourshoes. Because who else would wear futuristic antlers and make it look good?

Day off breakfasts RULE.

One way to keep warm in this weather is booze. Lots of booze. In my latest blog post, I’m sharing the three things I have found useful that aren’t more booze. (link in bio ofc)