
Reader, I married him

Reader, I married him
Twinkly colourful tree!
The ugliest food pic you’ve seen today, but it’s a glorious christmas dinner butty (meat, parsnips, roast potatoes, broccoli and gravy). I’ve waited so long for this.
Hello #thriftyjarvis @athriftymrsuk, we has no blankets but there is space on our beds!
So would you rather only be able to eat chocolate or ice cream?
Curls lasted a sweaty hour at the gym. Well played @ghd, well played
Barclays: won’t let you have a contactless card (still trying to push that bpay nonsense), will let you have a card with glitter on it. I’d prefer the contactlessness though.