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This is happening and I’m so excited

I will beat Chuck Norris

Look, you might have all these Ikea drawers to put together, but I am an important spaniel and you should admire and pet me, damn it!

What’s more festive than a glittery pink flamingo? NOTHING.

Honestly can’t tell you how happy I am to have this. I wanted them on DVD 10 years ago when I first watched it. ‘£22 on Amazon, you should totally buy it.

Hurdling over Fern is exhausting.