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Stuff your “I’ll have avocado on toast because it will look good on Instagram”, I’ve got Coco Pops, a brew and a spaniel out of shot trying to get some Coco Pops so I WIN BREAKFAST.

OK HUMAN YOU MIGHT BE WATCHING A FILM BUT I NEED TO LIE HERE OK

Scary giant Santa outside my office. He has dead eyes

I have not missed sitting in a laundrette.

Miss Dior