
My printer has better hair than you

My printer has better hair than you
We’re not at Cribbs, Toto.
Jill might be munching a bone, but she still needs at least 3 Kongs around her
Alex picked up an iPhone 7+ while in Cupertino last week and this is the new Depth Effect. Pretty nice!
Taken @loveaudrey83’s advice and got a blueberry mojito at @tgifridaysuk!
Thanks past me for knowing future me would want some chocolate. Tunnocks ftw
“We believe in freebies” but not actual service improvements. Have an iPod, stfu