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We had friends over for dinner for the first time and I introduced them to such classics as Yorkshire puddings, Bisto gravy and Birds custard (because life is too short to make real custard). They all went down well then…

Nope. Hipster nonsense.

Oops!

Fog is oddly calming

HALLO CHECK OUT MOST OF MY KONGZ.

Stuff your “I’ll have avocado on toast because it will look good on Instagram”, I’ve got Coco Pops, a brew and a spaniel out of shot trying to get some Coco Pops so I WIN BREAKFAST.