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Snooting

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Current obsession: buying straps for my watch. This one was ‘£25, suck it Apple.

Rereading boo.com and realised the site they aimed to launch 16 years ago is pretty much what ASOS is now :/

Baby spaniel is so cute when she’s asleep!

Now she is lying on my windpipe.