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Um…there’s a skeleton in the back of this parked car with it’s head off.

Used to get jewellery when Alex went on trips, now I get a mug (its a really good mug though)

Just so you know @malibuuk, I would quite happy test these for you. For research.

The saddest thing ever

For hire: dog cwtchs

“Your parcel has been left in a safe place on the property” Safe from what, HDNL, sea monsters?

A less scary pic of the dog

THIS IS MY BALL I LOVE MY BALL

Re-reading this tonight.

Bits of soft caramel covered in Galaxy chocolate. WHY DOES THIS NOT COME IN A BIGGER BAG?

Laksa chicken soup from Sainsburys – so good!