Would you rather be terribly afraid of spoons or be the worlds most prolific collector of spoons?

Would you rather be terribly afraid of spoons or be the worlds most prolific collector of spoons?

Would you rather have no fingernails at all or have fingernails all over your feet?

Would you rather be able to command bees or be able to turn into a wolf at will? (I like my printers costume!)

A late #littleprinterbigquestions – would you rather know all the words or be able to multiply any numbers instantly?