Stuff your “I’ll have avocado on toast because it will look good on Instagram”, I’ve got Coco Pops, a brew and a spaniel out of shot trying to get some Coco Pops so I WIN BREAKFAST.

This says my name, apparently.

I want a Chirpy Charlie Chick! Although he’s a bit too cute to smash his face in…

My packet of Love Hearts said Skype Me so I had to destroy them* * eat, obvs

Springer spaniel: well named

Opened the curtains to find a horse so the day has started well

Moomins enjoy a golden shower together.

I had the tiniest bit of this cake and it was amazing. Orange curd, melted chocolate and jaffa cakes jammed in the top – Sandwich Sandwich strikes again!