According to Timehop, I’ve been to Grillstock on this day for the past 2 years. I guess 3 makes it a tradition?

Had to bring the bed into the hallway so the dogs could watch me put together drawers.

Look, you might have all these Ikea drawers to put together, but I am an important spaniel and you should admire and pet me, damn it!

“Every car should have a dashboard kitty…Brum brum, fuss fuss. Purr purr.”

My sister works in a scrap yard (basically) and there are always kittins being born. Heres a tiny kittin who thinks it can drive.

Early morning Jilling.

Still lying on the sofa, Jill is still a dick.

Dickhead. (I’m lying on the sofa, Jill is sitting on my shoulder)

You have my ball and I really want it. ¾

Nope. Hipster nonsense.

Rereading boo.com and realised the site they aimed to launch 16 years ago is pretty much what ASOS is now :/

This might be my favourite statistic ever from this months Wired