
I will beat Chuck Norris

I will beat Chuck Norris
I put her on the window sill so she could see whatever she was looking for
Look, you might have all these Ikea drawers to put together, but I am an important spaniel and you should admire and pet me, damn it!
#gratuitousweddingdresspic for you @yesstarling – my dress was ‘£22 from @asos, the coat was ‘£20 from @dorothyperkins and the shoes were ‘£12 from @primark! (Garter was from @hellybellybutt and had unicorns on, obvs)
Would you rather have hair that grows on command or always win at board games?
Hello bridge
RIBS. YES.