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Trying to be good.

Well done M&S, you delicious bastards

Plans for world domination. First thing Fern will abolish: hi vis.

The scariest looking Shaun

Alex put wine in my water cup but it wasn’t cold enough so I put it in the freezer. 2 days ago. mmmm wine pop

This is the only good thing about Alex’s new desk. Labeled bits.

Dog is not impressed with my Singstaring. Whatever dog. You’re just jealous.

Not even sorry about the dog spam (swipe for more!)