
Fern! She is asking “where is @nixgeek?”

Fern! She is asking “where is @nixgeek?”
.@hartsbakery mince pies are the only acceptable ones.
I love Ocado (and Alex for knowing this would make me happy!)
Train gin mason jar selfie wanker
Today, in “Fern is a dick” news – She was sitting next to Alex, who was holding a glass and suddenly decided to start drinking from it!
Hallumi and fruit salad. Healthy, right?
Mini macarons!