
Either dem gainz are a bit extreme, or this knife is a bit shit. Let’s go with me having super strength.

Either dem gainz are a bit extreme, or this knife is a bit shit. Let’s go with me having super strength.
“I’ll just pop into Boots for a quick nose…” …’£30 later…
The good thing about rushing into Cabot – Pret lunch!
Yay! Much less hair on my head!
Best bouquet ever. (Made of tiny Chupa Chups!)
It’s always nice to have flowers, especially when someone else buys them for you ·
OH HAI!