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My Barclays debit card has glitter printed onto it, but it’s the coral @getMondo card that gets commented on everytime I use it!

Can’t use the laptop.

I know why these are low cal. BECAUSE THEY’RE HORRID.

Happy birthday Jess! 4 years of being a total knob as this collection of photos shows!

Still lying on the sofa, Jill is still a dick.

Happy Valentines Day! I was surprised this morning to find 2 dozen red roses on the doorstep – we’re not a very romantic couple (and have spent many previous Valentines on different continents!) Photo taken on Sunday by @genevievedenisephoto at…