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Most pointless bag ever (iPad for scale)

HELLO YES THIS IS DOG

Ha! Suck it body, I can get back into my favourite summer dress.

I love these things SO much

From @bagelboybristol: mmmmm salt beef, gherkins and yellow mustard

Disappoint. Basically a plate of refried beans with two eggs. It was good food, just not as exciting as I hoped.