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Feel like me and the bathroom got more soaked than the dogs did.

Dog is lying on me and sniffing my boobs. Crazy Friday night over here.

The answer to “I hate washing my hair everyday at the gym” is obviously “chop it off” (Why am I always so srs in photos?)

This is what happens if I take a week off. 300 invoices to pay.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Drink responsibly. Except for gin and tonic sorbet. Then you can just get wasted.