
Snoozin(with her eyes open because Jill is a creep)

Snoozin(with her eyes open because Jill is a creep)
We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.
Sriracha 4 lyfe
Apparently it is 20 years since we finished high school (in the U.K., high school ends when you’re 16, then you go to college or sixth form for 2 years before university at 18) so all the old photos have…
My lunch is more trendy than I ever can be
You know what time it is! Would you rather have 3 eyes or 2 noses?
Look, you might have all these Ikea drawers to put together, but I am an important spaniel and you should admire and pet me, damn it!