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I drink taro bubble tea because hashtag personal brand. (Kidding. Mostly.)

City Deli and their excellent salads are always a good idea

Whereas this troublemaker just walks up onto the sofa and turns around to push me out of the way

I’VE BEEN DUMPED FOR @ERICTHEPANDA :( /@essbeevee @wolfwhistle @mialovesyellow

The answer to “I hate washing my hair everyday at the gym” is obviously “chop it off” (Why am I always so srs in photos?)