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Dog is sitting on me. This isn’t helping me feel better.

Hey HOOMAN, I see you’re eating dinner there. Need any help? I’m really good at helping.

Feeling uninspired photowise lately but I found this on my phone from last year and realised I hadn’t shared it! How are you doing today? Tell me what’s going to be awesome about this week.

I’m going against all the salad pics on Instagram (although the @jimmysicedcoffee is still pretty good for you!)

Fuck you bed! You can’t make me lie on you!