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Hey @EricThePanda, do you want a Pop Tart?

YES

Fern is not impressed with the fireworks

New Look, you are just awful

The sights and delights of BTM. Why is there a loo seat hanging off the wall?!

Breakfast burrito at work, literally oozing with cheese

This is breakfast.

Here’s a box of kittens to offset the LJ Rage.

I love Fern, even if she is only posing like this because I’m holding a sock above

Gininatin, cosmoinatin, vodkainatin…what else do you need for the train journey home?

Chick lit and business books. Pretty much my entire book collection falls into these groups

Three types of gin. No tonic in Costco though.