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Photo of both dogs sitting and looking the same way. I feel like I’ve achieved something today.

Literally doing puppy dog eyes at me.

Lemon juice and hot water for breakfast. Balancing out the Nutella on toast I’m also eating

Now she is lying on my windpipe.

OK HUMAN YOU MIGHT BE WATCHING A FILM BUT I NEED TO LIE HERE OK

So tempted to carry on quoting Mean Girls at my dad.

This is just for me