No, seriously. I’m turning 28 on the 12th (WHAT. That is ridiculous. How am I 28 already? I still feel as dumb as I did at 18, just with more debt, more body weight and about the same amount of money in my purse.)
So, dear Santa like birthday fairy, I’d like the below items please, thanks, ta.
Remember! 12th September! Presents!
Yep, seriously, 28 can fuck off, it’s shocking