As many people know, and some people complain about, I am a massive fan of shoes. Even if, because of my bad back, I am relegated at the moment to wear hideous orthapedic looking flats. This makes me sad, especially when I think about the beautiful heels I could be wearing.
However, even with the “obsession” I have, I doubt I’d ever want to wear these heels. (Although they are beautiful. I think I’ve been distracted by the glitter and colours)
Why? Er, maybe cause that ball shaped platform is made from elephant poo.
Ew. I thought stepping in dog poo was bad enough.