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So me and Hayley (well, it was me) came up with the idea of guest-posting on eachother’s blog; mine being located at the “it means nothing, honest” foshiznik.com.
Once this was agreed and Wordpress account set up, the problems begin: what to write about? Should it be my take on something on Ceriselle – shoes, maybe, [...]

I’ve been biting my tongue (yeah, OK Zoe, not really) on this item for a while, but enough is enough.

Slankets.
These are possibly the worst thing, fashion wise, since Ugg boots, since rah hair (seriously, I DO NOT understand this trend of looking like you’ve been having lots of fun in a hedge) and yes, even [...]

According to “How To Tell A Woman By Her Handbag“, shockingly, you can tell a lot about a woman by her handbag and the contents of it. (Whilst that book is visually quite pleasing, quite honestly, it seems like another self help book of little content)
Anyway. I always like these sort of things, because I’m very [...]

Dear Iggy.

You are 62 years old

Can you start wearing some clothes please, the sight of mens nipples, particulary men who should really be at home wearing a nice cardigan, really puts me off my dinner.
Ta.

p.s. WTF is this thing in your latest Swiftcover advert?! It scares me a LOT

…I am excited for: This weekend. Its our anti-ante Valentines weekend, and we’re heading down to my best friends (aka the Wife’s) house just past Shepton Mallet. There will be mooses milk, lingerie shopping and shooting things with bows and arrows. (Crap, those last two items are actually a bit Valentine-y/Cupid-esque isn’t it?)
…I am bored [...]

So I’ve been meaning to review the wonderful Goldbrick House since last August when we went for our Accounting Geek Reunion 2 and loved it lots then. However, I’m a lazy arse. I thought you guys knew this by now?
Friday was Alex’s (sorry, aka The Boy) birthday, so as part of his celebrations, I took [...]

I LOVE all these sort of magazines. Chat, Take a Break, Love It…if I wasn’t so embarressed about going into shops to buy them, I’d be spending most of my days reading them.

Thankfully someone else has started a website called takeaweirdbreak.com. Now I can look at the headlines, and think about what the stories could [...]

smug /sm’??/ –adjective, smug?ger, smug?gest.

contentedly confident of one’s ability, superiority, or correctness; complacent.
trim; spruce; smooth; sleek.

There is a breed of human around called a smug married, the Wife and the Lord (yes, Nathan has been upgraded from mere “boy”) which I am afraid that I am becoming with Alex.
However, I should mention that the following things are [...]

This post was written by my BFF Helen over on her blog – here. She let me repost it because, well, she’s bloody amusing.
Everybody has their favourite shop, Oasis, Warehouse, Topshop, well mine is New Look. Yes I’ll browse round the others, spend vouchers in Oasis and get work tops on offer in Dorothy Perkins [...]

On Monday, I was very lucky enough to be given a ticket to see the ballet Sleeping Beauty at the Hippodrome. The week before, Kate asked via Twitter if any one would be interested in going with her, as she has won two tickets.
We were sat in the grand circle, quite central but just off [...]